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Thursday, August 2, 2007

R. Kelly Trial set - 'bout time, damn!!

21 counts of Child Pornography!! Damn n#gga, you better release an EP or somethin!! Sh#t doesn't look good for the R.

Trial is set for September 17th, and I almost wish that Court TV was still on basic cable. Dude, you better wish and pray, it ain't lookin' good homeboy....

At least he's "confident" (read: scared like sh#t); a spokesperson for the R said, "As Robert [Kelly] said many times, he believes in our system of justice. He is looking forward to finally having his day in court. He's confident that when all the facts come out, it will be clear he's not guilty of any crime."

Damn, you know what they do to child abusers in prison, especially ones who can sing!! On another note, it must be black celebrity huntin' season again - see "Ron Mexico"