Introducing....MR. MUG & his "DIMESTORE EXHIBIT"
Hey Church of Coolniks!
Menacing Mr. MUG, here. I'd like to introduce my new segment titled "Mr. MUG's DIMESTORE EXHIBIT". My contributions won't really have any set formula, nor am I sure how frequently they will appear, as I am often pre-occupied with my drinking problem. In any case, whatever I present in my notes entries, you can rest assured that I will ask only the most renegade sociological questions. Questions that dominate all of our minds from time to time. Perhaps some questions like these:
- Who is worse, Linsay Lohan or the feminists who continually deride her?
- Is it alright to admit that some people are uglier than others?
- Is it ok to laugh at the retarded kid at the grocery store, and if so, when is it ok?
- What is it about these black dudes with the freaky eye contacts?
- What is it about these white dudes in shorts above the knee?
- Why do rich people always have such boring conversations?
- If someone was born poor, does that make them entitled to everyone's sympathy?
- What do the Jews dream about when they dream? Besides diamonds of course.
- Why do vegetarians exist?
- Who are these people that don't use drugs, and what is their deal exactly?
- Where are all these Anarchists coming from and why are they going shopping?
- Is President Bush really a terrorist, a Nazi, or an ivy league brat? Is it possible he could be all three at once?
- When will Hilary Duff quit stalking me?
- Is the world really going to end soon? If not, is there any way we can speed this process along?
