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Thursday, August 23, 2007

Osama, Sadam; Iraq, Iran - tomatoe, toemato...whatever!!

I am not a big fan of caps but -

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOUR GOING TO FALL FOR THIS SH#T AGAIN!! CHECK THE COMPARISON OF THE RUN-UP TO WAR WITH IRAQ AND WHAT'S GOING ON WITH FOX NEWS THESE DAYS IN COVERING IRAN (below)!!! SOMEBODY PLEASE DO SOMETHING!!!

I would but I've got Wii to play.......f#ck.......

Simian Drugs - Why I left advertising!!!

Because I could never come up with something this f#cking good!!! Check it......

Gays overdosing on GHB at crazy rate this summer!!

The industrial and household solvent based party drug GHB has sure been kicking the gay community's ass this summer!! There have been a record number of deaths by overdose at the circuit parties like the annual Pines Party and Fire Island in New York, so much so that there was even a bulletin put out by the Board of Directors at Pines Care Centers:

We regret to inform the Fire Island Pines Community that there was a death this morning, Saturday, August 18, 2007, of a 31 year old healthy man from a reaction to GHB.

This tragic incident follows an unprecedented number of GHB overdoses at the Pines Party, July 29.

Putting this together there is a strong likelihood that the GHB being distributed in the community is particularly toxic and dangerous.

We circulate this information to encourage all Pines and Grove residents to stay away from any GHB.

Of course it is better not to take any illegal drugs as there are no known ways to reverse their side effects. But all the overdoses we have seen in the last four weeks have included GHB.

Sincerely,
Dr. Ed
Schulhafer, M.D.
President
Board of Directors
Pines Care Center, Inc.


Party hard boys and girls, but not so hard that we don't see you at the next one.......damn......

Anyone remember "American Gladiators?"

Well word is that they are updating it for a new run on NBC!!! If they bring Nitro back I'm gonna sh#t!! Check some of the old school buttas.......

AMERICAN GLADIATOR INTRO


FEMALE POWERBALL!!

Dope Sh#t - Buddha Apparel Transformers Tee's


Keeping the Transformers real gully, Buddha Apparel launches some new t's featuring bandanna sporting Autobots and Decipticons. Each shirt comes in black, as well as other design exclusive colors. Dope......

It's baaaccckkkk......Church religion "Heroes" is coming in less than a month!!

Check the new trailer.....

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Simian Drugs - Lovin the Blue-footed Booby!!


Doesn't get much flyer than the Blue-footed Booby!! Not only is its' feet steeped in the dopest electric baby-blue and lives on the very fly Galapagos Islands, but its also named after the Spanish term "bobo," which means "slow or stupid fellow" because of its clumsiness on land. The best part - when it is "courting" the ladies, Bobo shows off his fly blue feet and dances to impress the lucky lady. During the dance, the male spreads his wings and stomps his feet to show his love.....dope......here's more about the Booby!!

WTF!! Up close and personal PLANE landing!!!


http://view.break.com/350055 - Watch more free videos

Dope Sh#t - Lupe Fiasco's "The Cool" T-shirts!!


Named after Lupe Fiasco’s upcoming sophomore album, “The Cool," New Jersey sneaker spot Straight Laced hooked up some limited edition t-shirts for the release, available now!! Nice....

Beyonce does it again!! Boobies for everyone in Toronto!!

Ah, those crazy Asians and their game shows!!

Not sure WTF this is but we like it!! Skribe and I have a "standing" bet on who could last the longest - what do you think? Check it:



The Determination Of The Test - video powered by Metacafe

Jon Stewart riffs on the Mike Vick case......classic!!

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Karl Rove. Father. Gold Cock Ring - nuff said!!


This story almost makes all this G.W. shite worth it!! So according to an essay on BME Zine, Louis Claude Rove Jr., adopted father of Karl Rove, "was not only gay, but a part of the early body piercing scene and a regular at 70s piercing parties... There are pictures of him on BME," according to founder of BME Shannon Larratt. Below is an excerpt:

Louie loved his piercings, they made him smile. People who are pierced will understand.

So there on the floor in his library, amid teaching videos on piercings and piles of [Piercing Fans International Quarterly], I listened to one man’s account of his travels through the Los Angeles piercing community in the 70’s and 80’s — the "piercing parties" with folks getting pierced on coffee tables in private homes, nurses that helped, and a guy named Jim. I knew about Jim. I had both my nipples pierced at The Gauntlet.

Louie also knew about play piercings; I wanted to learn and so he taught me. And so between splashing in the pool, brunches, visiting his volunteer list of AIDS patients, eating at all numbers of restaurants, visiting friends who lived around the area, birding at the Salton Sea and eating TV dinners, we explored needles and the effect they have on you.

During the day I was told the names of piercings ... I hated the words but I wanted to know about each kind. To this day I’ve never gotten dydoe because Louie told me it was a hard heal. I never copied Louie’s piercings but I never got them out of my mind. Some years after I last saw him, I found another friend, a professional piercer name Sque3z who took me on another journey recounted on BME. Louie would be proud.

If you can stomach it, check the Rove Sr.'s "alleged" piercings: #1 & #2

Spin that one to the conservative Right Karlie boy, your dad was one of us!! Damn, I'm gonna sleep good tonite.........

WTF!! - Bling your Ipod out.....whatever......


This is just ostentatious and ridiculous, but we wanted to share anyway......f#ck whoever owns this......

WTF - Aussie woman killed by camel (uh, no bullsh#t!!)



A 60-year old woman in Australia was knocked to the ground, stomped on and then sat on by her PET camel!! WTF!!! Worst part - her husband found her hours later when he returned from feeding his pet livestock.......


Dope Sh#t - What really happens in a FREESTYLE BATTLE!!

Check this dope video for the Rhyme Spitters Finale with special effects - real real dope concept!!!


rhyme spitters rap battle: juice vs knuckles - Watch more free videos

Amy Winehouse needs rehab for being a freak!!


An ex-lover of Amy Winehouse says baby girl definitely needs rehab - but not for drugs and booze, but for being a hot fox when it come to knicker-poppin!! God, this makes me want to go listen to her music more, but I hope she gets it together so that we get more crazy stories like this!!

So....if Iraq was a "quagmire" in '94, then what changed now....

What I don't get is that these guys are still in office? Did anyone have this footage 5 years ago? Sheez.....

Monday, August 20, 2007

Michael Vick Doggie Obedience Academy!!! This is so wrong.....

This is in poor taste, even for us, but f#ck it, Ron Mexico announced he was pleading guilty today, so its appropriate. Here's the final boo-hoo for Mike Vick #7, aka, Ron Mexico.......asshole......damn, never thought I'd be saying that about Mike Vick.......

Want to trip? Google "Cathie Jung" - not our fault!!


So a model friend of mine sent me this message:

If you're brave, Google "Cathie Jung", look at the images, and tell me what you think on my comment space. I will warn you, these images are... not what you would expect to see in the twenty-first century, but they are at least educational. If you have a weak stomach, I can't be responsible for what happens....

We did, and this pictures are real.....and we threw up in our mouth!! Check them all.......what do you think?


New TALIB KWELI video - Hot Thing/In the Mood!!! Dope!!!

Although it rips off those cool ass HP computer ads, still pretty dope!! Also, why does Kweli constantly go with the psuedo-love & party songs? It hasn't worked (check the sales numbers), so why not go back to what you do best - being a lyrical creature!! But whatever, still diggin' this track......