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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

What's the Summer without a New Drug Epidemic?

God I miss the good old days when all you had to worry about was Crack. Now these little f#ckers are running around stealing the FREON (WTF!!) from my air conditioner and huffing that sh#t like a vacuum cleaner. Where are your parents lil' n#gga? Put the plastic bag down and go mop the floor or somethin' with your little bad ass!! It's hot in this house cuz of you!!

If your worried your kid is huffing freon here are the tell-tale signs:

  • He's got frostbite but its 97 degrees outside
  • He's got white sh#t all around his nose (not to be confused with the redness associated with cocaine abuse)
  • He's 11 but slurs worse than Ned the Whino
  • You can't check for these signs cuz he lied about staying at a friend's, stole a $100 from your purse and you haven't seen him since June.
I'm telling you, somebody need to beat these little bad muthaf#ckas, or else we're all gonna pay....