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Saturday, March 8, 2008

Happy St. Patty's Day!! Some Irish love from the folks at Asylum!!


The folks over at Asylum bless us with "The Sweetest Pieces of Irish Lass" - take a look, and vote early and often. 40 of the hottest Irish descended ladies out - Thanks and blessings Asylum!!


(Above in order: Rose McGowen, Samantha Mumba, Heather Graham, more at Asylum!!)

Will Ferell, Jay-z and the ROC!! Must-see TV!!



Robert Goulet does a rap and roll record with Jay-Z and the ROC!! Classic material, don't sleep!! Thanks for bringing this one back JibJab.....

Since Robet Downey Jr. opened up the whole "let's push the racial stereotype" issue....



Sent in by Mita from ATX......yeah, for sure questionable, but isn't all genius? Mz. Peaches and the Fried Chicken song.....nuff said, you be the judge.....

WTF is Robert Downey Jr. up to now?? "Tropic Thunder" pics hit the net....


We're reserving judgement just because Robert Downey Jr. is one of The Church's favorite actors of all-time, but damn Rob......so that's him in the spotlight above. This is from a new Bent Stiller movie coming out called "Tropic Thunder" and Rob plays "Kirk Lazurus, a very serious Oscar winning actor cast in the most expensive Vietnam war film ever. Problem is, Lazurus's character, Sgt. Osiris, was originally written as black. So Lazurus decides to dye his skin and play Osiris, um, authentically." Man Rob, your going out on a limb with this one, hope its funny, cuz if not, they'll be hell to pay.......but what's that when you've beaten a drug addiction 12 times!! Check for more info at Rotten Tomatoes......

Classic skatebaording video (circa 1986).....sick!!



Mike Vallely gives us the vintage hot isht from 1986 (WTF!!) on "Along The Eastern Edge." What more can you say that Mike doesn't with the board....dope.....for more check our guys at Shred or Die!!

Madlib is BACK!! Check the video for "Slim's Return"......

George Bush can handle that CRACK!! Classic clip!!



G-Dubs Sr. shows how to handle that weight SON!! Classic Bush rant with real CRACK in hand - a must see!!

Highschool kid pulls off FULL COURT alley-oop off the bounce - in a REAL game!! Sick!!



What can you say, other than "Prom King?" This is truly one of the sickest in-game basketball highlights I've ever seen, a MUST SEE!! Nice work kid....

Bad PR week for our soldiers.....sent by a reader....



Well at least this one could be argued to be in the tradition of "good, wholesome American fun." Here we have some of your nation's finest making Iraqi children chase their Humvee for blocks in the hopes of landing the bottle of water they are teasing them with. I must admit, the level of callous over there has me really wondering what will happen when these meatheads come home.....ah well, enjoy.....I suppose.....

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Our nation's finest?? Throwing puppies, running over cars and more fun from the military....

First off, we know this isn't every soldier's war, and I get the whole stress of war taking a toll, and I know there is a strong correlation between violence towards animals and humans, we get all that......and this still makes us sick to our stomach. C'mon, we're not better than this......and trust me, if you've seen the comments floating around the Internet, these chumps got off light from the Church. Damn.......










Bum gives Krib Style tour in Vegas....wow....



Kinda of sad and brilliant at the same time......hate these bum fight guys but the Crates concept has legs. Check for yourself......

Kimbo Slice official fan club members over here....



We got other work for my main man Kimbo when he's done this whole Elite Fighting thing.......you see the knockout?!? Sheez.....more Kimbo Slice love here......

Biggest squid you've ever seen in your life!!

Get your Bollywood on!! Posters on demand.....



Few things are beating Bollywood these days, and now you can have all this magic in your home, on-demand!! Get your vintage, modern or even oil-painted Bollywood on at thehotspotonline.com - and mark our words, you'll be stuck in the gallery for hours!! Here's to Bollywood!!

If only Toyota was this cool.....

Check these spoof ads for Toyota Prius, taking the whole "do-gooder" ethos to the next level.....the tagline: "Well, at least he drives a Prius." Love these, who else could pull off a mob hit, prostitution and the gardener doing your wife with such class.....



Amazing Mac in Victorian design....sick.....

Man this guy David Veloz REALLY loves his wife!! Not even sure how he got this done, but the detail is AMAZING!!

Granite base for the monitor, leather on the keyboard and sweet Victorian case for the lucky miss' MAC Mini....where can I find a man like that!! Check the full gallery at steampunkworkshop.com, the inspiration for this and many more experiments in new age Victorian design.....nice work buddy....

Like accents, love Ami Walker....



Slow week, but this Walker lady is pretty impressive.....