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Thursday, August 2, 2007

Asshole of the Week candidate: ORENTHAL J. sure has some nuts!!

You gotta have some pretty big nuts to get off on a sure murder rap, then write a book titled "If I Did It." Wow, can't say we weren't impressed over here at The Church, I mean sheer unadulterated audacity is at an all-time low, so we got a good sniff at Orenthal J. Simpson. But this is even better!!

On Tuesday, Orenthal was at it again, now talking shit to the family of the late Ronald Goldman, a day after they won the rights to Simpson's canceled "If I Did It" book about the slayings of Goldman and Simpson's ex-wife.

In an online interview featuring questions from hostile participants, the former football star criticized Goldman's family for seeking to profit from the book after they said it promoted criminality and commercialized abuse.

A federal bankruptcy judge in Miami awarded the book rights to Goldman's family Monday to satisfy a $38 million wrongful death judgment against Simpson.

"I find it sort of hypocritical that they talked everybody in America to boycott the book: it was 'immoral,' it was 'blood money,'" he told interviewer Kate Delaney. "But we now see it wasn't 'blood money' if they got the money."

In case you forgot, some of the Juice's "alleged" handy work - for perspective of course.....


All together now, Orethal is a f#ckin asshole!!