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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Dope Sh#t - Japanese Punk, Streetwear and Toys!! TOYPUNKS VOL. 1 Teaser!!

TOYPUNKS has released the trailer to their first installment of their documentary examining the unique relationship between Japanese punk rock, streetwear and toys. The teaser previews interviews with Hikaru Imanaga (creator of Bounty Hunter) as well as other supporting cast such as Hiddy from Secret Base, Frank Kozik and Balzac. The video offers a look into what makes Hikaru tick and the spillover effect of Bounty Hunter’s popularity from toys to apparel. Volume 1 will be be available starting November 15th, 2007 at ToyPunks’ website.

Watchdog teaches CHECK FRAUD!! Can you say "Catch Me If You Can?"

DISCLAIMER: We are not saying do this, we are saying that this is weird and out in the public space so we are sharing. We are not condoning becoming criminals, despite how easy this "watchdog" makes it seem. The Church has no bail money in the account for goofies that don't listen.

According to TeleCheck, annual losses from check fraud total more than $6 billion, and its growing (up 11% in the last year). I'm sure this video has nothing to do with it!! Check how easy it is to commit check fraud in this country with common household items!!


Download CLASSIC COMIC BOOKS from the Internet!!


One of the saddest days of my abbreviated childhood was when I came home and asked Momz, "Where my comic books at?" Guess what she said? That's right, she threw them out. She tried to lie and say there was a flood, which had to be bullsh#t because we lived on the 8th floor. But its all good, here's why - the Internet!!

On the Internet there is a large group of people that scan and upload classic and current comics for stunted adults like myself to find. Here's how:

  1. Pull up Google search
  2. Most comics on the Internet have a .cbr or .cbz extension for use with a digital comic reader like CDisplay (Windows) or FFView (MacOS). These are free downloads, so do that now. If not, you can decompress the files and read them in any image viewer. Just rename the cbr extension to rar or the cbz extension to zip and decompress with an application such as 7-Zip or WinRAR
  3. Now look for comics:
    Google: -inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:"index of" "Last modified" comics cbr
    or -inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:"index of" "Last modified" comics cbz

    The extension is sometimes left alone and kept as a rar or zip file. To look for these files, use these searches:
    Google: -inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:"index of" "Last modified" comics rar
    or -inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:"index of" "Last modified" comics zip

    For title specific searches, substitute the title for the word comics in your search. Examples:
    -inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:"index of" "Last modified" spider-man cbr
    and -inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:"index of" "Last modified" simpsons cbr
While some directories only have a few comix, there are others that will keep you fed for weeks. Thank us later, you've got reading to do!!

Dope Sh#t - Latest 2k by Gingham T's!!


The latest t-shirts by 2K by Gingham!! 2K has always considered the t-shirt as one of the best forms of expression and have in the past enlisted popular artists to design their shirts. This latest batch features collaborations with Genevieve Gauckler, Michael Leon and M/M. Check it......

Ah, the sacrifices Angelina Jolie makes for her man

Angelina Jolie says, "I've never hidden my bisexuality. But since I've been with Brad, there's no longer a place for that or S&M in my life." Damn......as you already know the 32-year-old hotness admits to carpet munching women in the past, including a 10-year relationship with model Jenny Shimizu, and has also confessed to experimenting with knives during sex. But I guess that's all over now......thanks Brad Pitt......asshole......

Angelina's ex-girl Jenny Shimizu:



What are you thinking about Brad!?!?!

WTF!! - Don't drink and fight bears!!

A 22-year old drunk Ukranian jumped into a bear cage to prove that he wasn't to be f#cked with, even by a bear!! WTF!! Wouldn't you have love to been a fly on the wall for that conversation starter?

"Yeah right, well I bet you couldn't beat a bear?"
"What! Of course I could fuck up a bear! It's only a bear!"
"Ha! I bet you 100 grivna you can't beat a bear!"
"Your on blyadtch!!"

So these assholes go to the local zoo where tough guy climbs over the railings into the bear cage and starts to hit one of them on the leg. To the bear's credit, he tried to be nice about the whole situation. He pushed the man away with a swipe of his paw. But when there's money on the table, you gotta go for broke. So the man hit him again and the bear pinned him to the ground and began mauling him.

Staff managed to drag the man out of the cage and calm the bears down, local daily Ukrainsky Novini reported. Doctors at a hospital in the town where he was being treated said his condition was serious.

Nice find Skribe!! Here's a nicer version of what happened:

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Dope Sh#t - New Air Jordan Spiz'ike!!


Brand new preview of the Air Jordan Spizike!!! Takes some of the classic buttas and combines them into a piece of Jordan/Spike hotness!!

By the way, the OREO design is one of our all-time favorite Jordan touches, and we're going nut for the customized 40 Mules and an Acre logo on the back!! Wondering if you can customize these with whatever? Sick......

Supposed to be released in December, but for now you can find limited quantities at Air Randy's!!

Simian Drugs - If Rabbits wanted to get hardcore.....

You don't know what rabbits are capable of......check it!!



Kanye West "Graduation" Cover Art by Takashi Murakami!!


Kanye West's new album "Graduation" comes out on September 11th, and his cover art was done by DOPE Japanese artist Takashi Murakami.

Murakami uses the Japanese art style called "Superflat" which comes out of manga and anime and critiques the downfalls of Japanese society.

Check more "Superflat" art here......

In case you forgot what Earth looked like.....

Photos from NASA Space Shuttle....dope......




Mars & Earth about to kiss!!

Skribe just sent this trippy bit of info to me over adium:

SKRBE:
Yo. Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August.

It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287.

MI:
Oh sh#t, word?

SKRBE:
Yeah. So do your seance or best incantation on that night.

Word.....check it......

Dope Sh#t - adidas Consortium: Oddity Confusion Pack


adidas previews two more hot buttas from the Consortium Series kicks, the Oddity Confusion Pack. The line will include the Grand Slam (Material Oddity), Forum Hi (Color Oddity) and the ZX 700 (Fade Oddity). Word is that adidas will release 2-3 sneakers a month until December 2007 as part of the Fall/Winter 2007 Consortium Series. Dope......

White Girl Remix ft. Lil' Wayne, Fabulous & Rick Ross......uh....dope!!

"I got that white girl, that Lindsay Lo-han, and all you gotta do is ask Lindsay Lo-han" - man that Lil' Weezy is sure killing us over here at The Church.....also lovin' Lo-so......peep it.....

How come these guys can't ever remeber sh#t?!?! Hate this dude!!

Watch Dick Cheney "not recall" more important sh#t!!! Damn.....

Monday, August 13, 2007

Dope Sh#t - Most Expensive Paintings in the World!!!


Ever wonder how much your paintings could really be worth? Check the Top 10 Most Expensive Paintings in the World!! Check some of our faves!! Dope......


1948 by Jackson Pollack ($140,000,000?)

Unconfirmed rumors buzzing in the art world now place this painting at the top of the list, at least temporarily. If true, the $140 million price tag would be the highest ever for a painting, besting the $135 million paid for the Gustav Klimt painting Portrait of Adele Block Bauer in June 2006.










PORTRAIT OF ADELE BLOCH-BAUER by Gustav Klimt ($135,000,000)

This record breaking sale was enabled by a court order by the Austrian government to return the painting to the Artist's rightful heir. The entire dispute lasted over a year and was necessary to return the painting that was looted by the Nazis during World War II.

Skillfully painted in 1907 by the art nouveau master Gustav Klimt, the painting was purchased by Ronald S. Lauder, the cosmetics heir, in 2006



GARCON A LA PIPE by Pablo Picasso ($104,100,000)

Created during the Rose Period, Garcon a la Pipe showcases Picasso's exceptional use of cheerful orange and pink palatte.
The oil on canvas painting, measuring 100 × 81.3 cm (slightly over 39 × 32 inches), displays a Parisian boy holding a pipe in his left hand.

The record price auction at the time on May 4, 2004 in Sotheby's was a bit of a surprise to the core art buyers, because it was painted in the style not usually associated with the pioneering Cubist artist.






MASSACRE OF THE INNOCENTS by Peter Paul Ruebens ($76,700,000)


This painting by Peter Paul Rubens, painted in 1611, is the only painting in this list which was not painted in the 19th or 20th century. It was sold to Kenneth Thomson, 2nd Baron Thomson of Fleet for $ 76,700,000 at a 2002 Sotheby's auction.

WTF!! - Christian Boot Camp Counselors Drag 15yo Girl Behind Van

Arrest warrants have been issued for two officials, Charles Eugene Flowers and Stephanie Bassitt, at Christian boot camp, Love Demonstrated Ministries, of San Antonio, who are accused of dragging a 15-year-old girl behind a van after she fell behind the group during a morning run, authorities said.

The two were accused of tying the girl to the van with a rope then dragging her, according to an arrest affidavit filed Wednesday by the Nueces County Sheriff's Department. Arrest affidavits for Flowers and Bassitt list a $100,000 bond.

Flowers, the camp's director, allegedly ordered Bassitt to run alongside the girl after she fell behind, the affidavit said. When the girl stopped running, Bassitt allegedly yelled at her and pinned her to the ground while Flowers tied the rope to her, according to the affidavit.

Get on the VIP list for new BETAs!!!


Tired of your Gmail father holding it over your head that you were not one of the pillars of the Gmail BETA?

Well, spawn your own underlings - INVITESHARE puts you on the VIP of BETA testers, where invited BETA members share their invites and generally keep you on the cutting edge of the hot new sh#t before they open up to everyone else!! Become a BETA parent here.......Dope......

Dope Sh#t - Nike 3-Way Commuter (read: PIMP) Bag!!!


For the globe-traveling sneakerhead, Nike released its 3-Way Commuter Bag, a backpack/shoulderbag/briefcase for all your travel essentials. The compression molded frames creates a safe vault to protect all your electronics, a bunch of pockets for everything else, and a dope sneaker compartment for your fresh new J's!!! Dope!!

Retailing at $269 @ foreign dope spots like Shelta.....word!!


"The Crutchmaster" featured in RJD2's new video "Work It Out" - DOPE!!


Dope producer RJD2 teams up with Bill Shannon for the video for "Work It Out." Crazy thing is, Bill, featured in the video, was born with a degenerative hip condition that forced him to live on crutches. So what does Bill do? "The CrutchMaster" creates an entirely new art form that combines Bill's invented a unique technique for dancing on crutches—the Shannon Technique—that derives from his extensive experience in their use as a mobility aid, skateboards and the urban landscapes of New York. "In my choreography, I aim to merge the Shannon Technique with freestyle street dancing, skateboarding and silent film poetics," he explains.

Also check RJD2's dope dope "The Third Hand." Check the video:

Taking the whole Nintendo thing too far.....


Who does this sh#t? And where were his friends? There's probably not a girlfriend in this scenario, but damn man....you gotta explain that at 60.....

Simian Drugs - Cat Slut.....WTF!


Jumpoff, jumpoff, the girl is a jumpoff, let her snort a mountain, a she gets jumped off.....WTF!!