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Tuesday, August 7, 2007

WTF!! - Beijing's Penis Emporium

We think these kids in Beijing are taking the phrase "Eat a d#ck!" a little too literally. At this very unique Guolizhuang restaurant, you can get such delicacies as big dog penis, sheep dong, horse cock, ox d#ck and even seal wee-wee (I didn't even know they had d#cks), which are all good for your circulation.

Wash that down with a deer blood and vodka. All this sh#t was dreamt up by some 81-year old freak named Mr. Guo, who is now on The Church of Cool Wall of Fame. WTF!!

And yeah, this is ox cock. Nice find on the story Skribe!!