Anti-Christ Survives 6 Hours Floating on the Dead Sea!! WTF!!
Over the weekend, 8-year-old Israeli boy Shneur Zalman Friedman spent six hours(!!) floating in the Dead Sea alone at night after his father left him there by "accident" during a family trip. The boy was said to be "swept away by the currents" without his drunk father or his hater ass brothers noticing (uh, yeah). Nice family.
Young Shnuer is said to have floated on the surface of the Dead Sea for 6 hours (possible due tot he high salt concentration), until deciding to just walk home. Mistaken for a false messiah walking on water toward the Holy Land, Friedman was summarily stoned by rescue workers upon his arrival in Jerusalem.
The police said they would not press charges against the rescue workers or the errant parent.
