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Thursday, August 9, 2007

The World's Richest Man is Mexican and named SLIM!!! There's hope after all!!

Mexico Slim overtook Bill Gate's as the world's wealthiest man, worth about 59 billion. Slim owns Latin America's largest cellphone company, America Movil, among other businesses. All toll, his businesses make up 1/3 of the Mexican stock market, while his family holdings made up 5% of Mexico's Gross Domestic Product!!

In typical aloof billionaire fashion, Mexico Slim said, "It's water off a duck's back to me," while smoking a cigar. "I don't know if I'm No. 1, No. 20, or No. 2,000. It doesn't matter."

Get that money fat boy!! BTW - we hate this f#cker the most (Bill Gate's is now second).