THE CHURCH OF COOL Latest Headlines

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Speaking of assholes.....

Now I have a soft spot for dolphins, admitted. And I've heard all about them gang raping people and all that, but still. I like them, I think they just need to change press agents.

But in the past year, there has been a steady stream of dolphin slaughters, and here at The Church, we're just not into it.

The latest assholes are these f#ckin Brazilians, who not only slaughtered 83 dolphins, but filmed the sh#t. Asshole move dude, asshole move. Check the video......

Hopefully one of these f#ckers will fall into the water amid a family of pissed off dolphins and gets his sh#t pushed in by Lil' Puppet and his crew.....I mean, wouldn't that be justice?