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Sunday, July 15, 2007

In my day, we called it cocaine....

So you want to chat up a bird in line for fish and chips, or maybe just get those nerves out the first time you meet his lame ass fraternity friends - well, become the smooth sucka you were destined to be. Some genius doctors have invented a spray that cures shyness - by spraying it up your nose (wink, wink). Its supposed to harness oxytocin, which is supposed to produce calm vibes.

Now let's see if my dealer can get a line on this sh#t......