How to spot the bootleg DVD that won't work

If you live in any major city in the United States, you know the chinos run the bootleg DVD business. And I'm happy for it, because I've saved more money this summer than I care to tell you about watching the big blockbusters in the comfort of our back room.

But sometimes you get burnt, like I did on f#cking Ocean's 13 - so here you go, how to spot the bootleg bootleg....