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Saturday, July 28, 2007

Instant Asshole of the year candidate

This f#ckin asshole DERRIS SMITH is accused of killing his girlfriend's 18-month old son when the poor little shorty got tired during potty training. The mother, Sasha Glenn says that punk ass Derris repeatedly swung her son like a baseball bat against the wall after being getting frustrated with the boy and his potty training. Cincinnati, not the most progressive place in the world, has decided to try Derris (17 at the time of the murder) as an adult.

And if this sh#t is true, I mean, let's just say, The Church got folk in Ohio dude.....asshole......