Two-face baby says "better to smile at you with......"

An infant Indian girl born with two pairs of eyes, two noses and two lips (but only one pair of ears) is being venerated as a godsend in her village. The baby's 19-year-old mom says that she has "accepted the way she is and so will the rest of the world. Why should [I regret], after all God formed her features and it is he who decided how she should be."

Vinod and Sushma Kumar said that when their daughter was born (4 weeks ago outside of Delhi), hospital staff told the family that everything was normal. "So where's the need to get medical help? She's feeds through one mouth and sucks her thumb with the other. She's just a baby."

The family, who are poor and largely illiterate, do not believe modern science can help their child and are already building a small temple to the girl in the village.

I can't even make stuff up this good......check the whole story here......