Man of the Year? Cool brew "Huski" inventor has our vote!!

Ah, those New Zealanders!! The latest to carry the torch of their storied tradition - 22 year-old Kent Hodgson, who has invented a portable gadget, that resembles a pocket rocket (double utility?), that can cool down any beer in the matter of seconds. Yeah, seconds.

The man himself, Kent H., said about the invention (The Huski),
"I thought how cool it would be if we could replicate putting beers in a freezer. No warm beer or a diluted drink and I was inspired."

Indeed. You have inspired us, Kent Hodgson, and for that, blessings my child. "The Huski" will sell for around $50 and can cool about 30 330ml bottles. We already pre-ordered. Bow down b#tches, bow down......

Does Bush "constructing detention centers for mysterious programs" weird anyone else out?

Far be it from The Church being sensationalist or subscribing to conspiracy theory, but this was so freaking eerie that we had to pass it along, check an excerpt:

"In January when the Army Corps of Engineers awarded Halliburton subsidiary Kellogg Brown & Root a $385 million contract to construct detention centers somewhere in the United States, to deal with "an emergency influx of immigrants into the US, or to support the rapid development of new programs," KBR said. [Market Watch, Jan. 26, 2006]

Later, the New York Times reported that "KBR would build the centers for the Homeland Security Department for an unexpected influx of immigrants, to house people in the event of a natural disaster or for new programs that require additional detention space." [Feb. 4, 2006]"

Click here for the full article. Also check Peter Dale Scott's take and Maureen Farrell on the subject.

For sure trippy, watch yo' azz folks, watch that azz......

Viki Secret's and Simian drugs for everyone......

We (meaning The Superficial, holla) do it all for you.....tons of pics from Victoria Secret's recent Fashion Show. Merry Christmas.....

"Crush on You" b#tches.....holla back.....

And a big what up to the Wolfgramm family, aka The Jets, who before fading into obscurity blessed us with 80's ass-shakers like "Crush on You" (above) and "You Better Dance." Man, they don't make 'em like they used to......

Here's to new housing ideas for the homeless...

The good folks over at WebUrbanist give us a progressive look at homeless shelters of the future - convertible, inflatable and portable. Now, if we only gave a sh#t (or had a conscious, moral compass, whatever.....). Check it......

For those that thought The Church went soft.....

Some Mamie Van Doren fo' dat azz......yeah we threw up in our mouth, just a little......

Who needs advertising - just sing Carrot Boy!!

Lupe is back with video for "Superstar"!! Dope!!

We'rrrreeeee BAACCCKKKK!!! - What you know about Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings, huh?

Funkiest isht this year (and last really), take a hold of the soul my brothers and sisters, The Church presents our newest affliction - SHARON JONES & THE DAP KINGS!!!

JAMES BROWN DANCE LESSON!!! Dopest thing you've ever seen!!!

The Church has forsaken you for far too long this week, so we are here to bless you with a jewel from the vault - check James Brown giving out dance lessons!!! The dopest sh#t you've ever seen in your life!! Now go and do the mashpotato!!! Holla......

How The Church makes it RAIN, too!!!

Damon Armagost, of Smryna, pleaded guilty Friday to printing $1,400 in counterfeit bills from the image of $100 bill he downloaded on his computer to pay strippers at a club in Nashville, The (Nashville) Tennessean reported.

Armagost spent $600 in counterfeit money in April on strippers who became suspicious and called police, who recognized the counterfeit bills as all having the same number as fake money passed elsewhere in the country, the newspaper reported.

AIDS victims "buried alive!!" WTF!!!

An HIV-positive woman named Margaret Marabe in Papua New Guinea claims that she has witnessed people with HIV/AIDS buried by relatives who were frightened and could not care for them any longer!! WTF!! The alcoholics and drug addicts are next, followed by the general black sheeps of the family. Loud infants too......f#ckin backwards ass low-lives......

Kinda looks like irradescent sperm to The Church.....

Astonomers voted, and here it is, the Top Ten Most Amazing Pictures Taken by the Hubble Space Telescope in the Last 16 Years!! All of them are trippy, and some just conjure up other thoughts, but overall dopeness from a telescope I've been hearing about for years. Or are these just computer generated photos to once again convince me that "space" really exists......hmmmm.......

50 Tips for Frugal Living - Bless yourself!!

Yeah, we've heard it all before, live frugal because it allows you to spend less than you earn, and then you can use the difference to pay off debt, save or invest. Because the less you spend, the less you need to earn. And that means you can work less, or work more but retire early. Or take mini retirements. You just have more options with a frugal lifestyle. So no drug and booze budget? What fun is that? Check it....

Party like a Jihadi!! Sure dude, blame the music!!

Asharq al-Awsat interviews three would-be “foreign fighters” under arrest in Riyadh who made big plans to join the insurgency. One of the young men says it was the music that made him do it:

"However, his admiration of the voice and words of an Islamic Jihadi singer and his call to participate in the insurgency pushed him to do what he did.

Al-Quayri told Asharq al-Awsat that he distributed documentaries about Jihad in Iraq after finding inspiration in the words of the unknown Islamic singer who Al-Quayri now feels deceived him by saying that Jihad is the least he could do for Muslims in such a chaotic country."

Stare-down a rugby player from your home!!

Archiblad Ingall Stretton in London built an advergame for the O2 mobile provider that puts you in a staring contest with three rugby players. The best part is that the game is able to tell when you blink or look away: "We capture the output of the webcam using BitmapData, using the current and previous frames of data we apply a Difference filter to the two images and then we analyse, pixel by pixel, what has changed." Dope.....check it.......

Extinct Walrus Penis Bone goes for $8,000!!! I'm in the wrong business....

On my birthday no less!! A fossilized penis bone from an extinct walrus got auctioned off for $8,000, far below the expected price. The 4½-foot-long "item," covered with weathered skin and dry muscle tissue, was sold to the company that runs the Ripley's Believe It or Not museums, said Josh Chait, director of operations for the I.M. Chait Gallery, his family's auction house.

"Their corporate office bought it and they'll probably display it around the country," he said. The fossilized baculum, or penis bone, is from a species of walrus that went extinct 12,000 years ago. It was found preserved in permafrost in northern Siberia.

The auction house said it was believed to be the largest known mammal penis fossil (Wait till The Church dies.....couldn't help it.....).

"I'm glad it's going to a museum and not a private collection" so it can on public display, Chait said. "It's definitely something everyone should see once in their life."

I can't make this sh#t up.......God I love being alive........

Dope Sh#t - The Pillow-Wig!!!

Needless to say, ours is in the mail, but could you imagine if this became as common as Nikes? I bet you we wouldn't be so mad all the time, all this war and sh#t......anyway, I bet you we wouldn't be so mad all the time, all this war and sh#t......anyway, "Pillowig" is a handmade wearable pillow comforting people's daily lives, enabling users to sleep comfortably whenever and whenever they’d like. When user test were done in public spaces - subway, airplane, library, class room and laundromat, viewers commented: “I would like to have it for my trip.”, “Very funny.” “This is practical, but a laugh, too." Joo Youn Paek made 50 limited editions and sold 47 pieces at the exhibition of the work and gained “Pillowig” fans. Two months later fans did a group performance piece at the Old Palace, Seoul. Dope......check it......

War Scholar Draws out Attack Plan for Iran - great....

Ah the war mongering continues......I wouldn't even be that mad if it was well considered, but British scholar, arms expert and Director of the Center for International Studies and Diplomacy, Dr. Dan Plesch says, "We wrote the report partly as we were surprised that this sort of quite elementary analysis had not been produced by the many well resourced Institutes in the United States."

Uh, can you say awesome, that the country we won our freedom from is now drawing up the war plans that we just sort of pushed to the bottom of the G.W.'s Honey-do list? The plan is "what the military option might involve if it were picked up off the table and put into action," which is hella cool to find in theory, not so cool in practice. Check the paper, "Considering a war with Iran: A discussion paper on WMD in the Middle East."

Osama, Sadam; Iraq, Iran - tomatoe, toemato...whatever!!

I am not a big fan of caps but -

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOUR GOING TO FALL FOR THIS SH#T AGAIN!! CHECK THE COMPARISON OF THE RUN-UP TO WAR WITH IRAQ AND WHAT'S GOING ON WITH FOX NEWS THESE DAYS IN COVERING IRAN (below)!!! SOMEBODY PLEASE DO SOMETHING!!!

I would but I've got Wii to play.......f#ck.......

Simian Drugs - Why I left advertising!!!

Because I could never come up with something this f#cking good!!! Check it......

Gays overdosing on GHB at crazy rate this summer!!

The industrial and household solvent based party drug GHB has sure been kicking the gay community's ass this summer!! There have been a record number of deaths by overdose at the circuit parties like the annual Pines Party and Fire Island in New York, so much so that there was even a bulletin put out by the Board of Directors at Pines Care Centers:

We regret to inform the Fire Island Pines Community that there was a death this morning, Saturday, August 18, 2007, of a 31 year old healthy man from a reaction to GHB.

This tragic incident follows an unprecedented number of GHB overdoses at the Pines Party, July 29.

Putting this together there is a strong likelihood that the GHB being distributed in the community is particularly toxic and dangerous.

We circulate this information to encourage all Pines and Grove residents to stay away from any GHB.

Of course it is better not to take any illegal drugs as there are no known ways to reverse their side effects. But all the overdoses we have seen in the last four weeks have included GHB.

Sincerely,
Dr. Ed Schulhafer, M.D.
President
Board of Directors
Pines Care Center, Inc.

Party hard boys and girls, but not so hard that we don't see you at the next one.......damn......

Anyone remember "American Gladiators?"

Well word is that they are updating it for a new run on NBC!!! If they bring Nitro back I'm gonna sh#t!! Check some of the old school buttas.......

AMERICAN GLADIATOR INTRO


FEMALE POWERBALL!!

Dope Sh#t - Buddha Apparel Transformers Tee's

Keeping the Transformers real gully, Buddha Apparel launches some new t's featuring bandanna sporting Autobots and Decipticons. Each shirt comes in black, as well as other design exclusive colors. Dope......

It's baaaccckkkk......Church religion "Heroes" is coming in less than a month!!

Check the new trailer.....

Simian Drugs - Lovin the Blue-footed Booby!!

Doesn't get much flyer than the Blue-footed Booby!! Not only is its' feet steeped in the dopest electric baby-blue and lives on the very fly Galapagos Islands, but its also named after the Spanish term "bobo," which means "slow or stupid fellow" because of its clumsiness on land. The best part - when it is "courting" the ladies, Bobo shows off his fly blue feet and dances to impress the lucky lady. During the dance, the male spreads his wings and stomps his feet to show his love.....dope......here's more about the Booby!!

WTF!! Up close and personal PLANE landing!!!

http://view.break.com/350055 - Watch more free videos

Dope Sh#t - Lupe Fiasco's "The Cool" T-shirts!!

Named after Lupe Fiasco’s upcoming sophomore album, “The Cool," New Jersey sneaker spot Straight Laced hooked up some limited edition t-shirts for the release, available now!! Nice....

Beyonce does it again!! Boobies for everyone in Toronto!!

Ah, those crazy Asians and their game shows!!

Not sure WTF this is but we like it!! Skribe and I have a "standing" bet on who could last the longest - what do you think? Check it:



The Determination Of The Test - video powered by Metacafe

Jon Stewart riffs on the Mike Vick case......classic!!

Karl Rove. Father. Gold Cock Ring - nuff said!!

This story almost makes all this G.W. shite worth it!! So according to an essay on BME Zine, Louis Claude Rove Jr., adopted father of Karl Rove, "was not only gay, but a part of the early body piercing scene and a regular at 70s piercing parties... There are pictures of him on BME," according to founder of BME Shannon Larratt. Below is an excerpt:

Louie loved his piercings, they made him smile. People who are pierced will understand.

So there on the floor in his library, amid teaching videos on piercings and piles of [Piercing Fans International Quarterly], I listened to one man’s account of his travels through the Los Angeles piercing community in the 70’s and 80’s — the "piercing parties" with folks getting pierced on coffee tables in private homes, nurses that helped, and a guy named Jim. I knew about Jim. I had both my nipples pierced at The Gauntlet.

Louie also knew about play piercings; I wanted to learn and so he taught me. And so between splashing in the pool, brunches, visiting his volunteer list of AIDS patients, eating at all numbers of restaurants, visiting friends who lived around the area, birding at the Salton Sea and eating TV dinners, we explored needles and the effect they have on you.

During the day I was told the names of piercings ... I hated the words but I wanted to know about each kind. To this day I’ve never gotten dydoe because Louie told me it was a hard heal. I never copied Louie’s piercings but I never got them out of my mind. Some years after I last saw him, I found another friend, a professional piercer name Sque3z who took me on another journey recounted on BME. Louie would be proud.

If you can stomach it, check the Rove Sr.'s "alleged" piercings: #1 & #2

Spin that one to the conservative Right Karlie boy, your dad was one of us!! Damn, I'm gonna sleep good tonite.........

WTF!! - Bling your Ipod out.....whatever......

This is just ostentatious and ridiculous, but we wanted to share anyway......f#ck whoever owns this......

WTF - Aussie woman killed by camel (uh, no bullsh#t!!)

A 60-year old woman in Australia was knocked to the ground, stomped on and then sat on by her PET camel!! WTF!!! Worst part - her husband found her hours later when he returned from feeding his pet livestock.......

Dope Sh#t - What really happens in a FREESTYLE BATTLE!!

Check this dope video for the Rhyme Spitters Finale with special effects - real real dope concept!!!


rhyme spitters rap battle: juice vs knuckles - Watch more free videos

Amy Winehouse needs rehab for being a freak!!

An ex-lover of Amy Winehouse says baby girl definitely needs rehab - but not for drugs and booze, but for being a hot fox when it come to knicker-poppin!! God, this makes me want to go listen to her music more, but I hope she gets it together so that we get more crazy stories like this!!

So....if Iraq was a "quagmire" in '94, then what changed now....

What I don't get is that these guys are still in office? Did anyone have this footage 5 years ago? Sheez.....

Michael Vick Doggie Obedience Academy!!! This is so wrong.....

This is in poor taste, even for us, but f#ck it, Ron Mexico announced he was pleading guilty today, so its appropriate. Here's the final boo-hoo for Mike Vick #7, aka, Ron Mexico.......asshole......damn, never thought I'd be saying that about Mike Vick.......

Want to trip? Google "Cathie Jung" - not our fault!!

So a model friend of mine sent me this message:

If you're brave, Google "Cathie Jung", look at the images, and tell me what you think on my comment space. I will warn you, these images are... not what you would expect to see in the twenty-first century, but they are at least educational. If you have a weak stomach, I can't be responsible for what happens....

We did, and this pictures are real.....and we threw up in our mouth!! Check them all.......what do you think?

New TALIB KWELI video - Hot Thing/In the Mood!!! Dope!!!

Although it rips off those cool ass HP computer ads, still pretty dope!! Also, why does Kweli constantly go with the psuedo-love & party songs? It hasn't worked (check the sales numbers), so why not go back to what you do best - being a lyrical creature!! But whatever, still diggin' this track......

Dope Sh#t - Japanese Punk, Streetwear and Toys!! TOYPUNKS VOL. 1 Teaser!!

TOYPUNKS has released the trailer to their first installment of their documentary examining the unique relationship between Japanese punk rock, streetwear and toys. The teaser previews interviews with Hikaru Imanaga (creator of Bounty Hunter) as well as other supporting cast such as Hiddy from Secret Base, Frank Kozik and Balzac. The video offers a look into what makes Hikaru tick and the spillover effect of Bounty Hunter’s popularity from toys to apparel. Volume 1 will be be available starting November 15th, 2007 at ToyPunks’ website.

Watchdog teaches CHECK FRAUD!! Can you say "Catch Me If You Can?"

DISCLAIMER: We are not saying do this, we are saying that this is weird and out in the public space so we are sharing. We are not condoning becoming criminals, despite how easy this "watchdog" makes it seem. The Church has no bail money in the account for goofies that don't listen.

According to TeleCheck, annual losses from check fraud total more than $6 billion, and its growing (up 11% in the last year). I'm sure this video has nothing to do with it!! Check how easy it is to commit check fraud in this country with common household items!!

Download CLASSIC COMIC BOOKS from the Internet!!

One of the saddest days of my abbreviated childhood was when I came home and asked Momz, "Where my comic books at?" Guess what she said? That's right, she threw them out. She tried to lie and say there was a flood, which had to be bullsh#t because we lived on the 8th floor. But its all good, here's why - the Internet!!

On the Internet there is a large group of people that scan and upload classic and current comics for stunted adults like myself to find. Here's how:

1. Pull up Google search
2. Most comics on the Internet have a .cbr or .cbz extension for use with a digital comic reader like CDisplay (Windows) or FFView (MacOS). These are free downloads, so do that now. If not, you can decompress the files and read them in any image viewer. Just rename the cbr extension to rar or the cbz extension to zip and decompress with an application such as 7-Zip or WinRAR
   
3. Now look for comics:
   Google: -inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:"index of" "Last modified" comics cbr
   or -inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:"index of" "Last modified" comics cbz
   
   The extension is sometimes left alone and kept as a rar or zip file. To look for these files, use these searches:
   Google: -inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:"index of" "Last modified" comics rar
   or -inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:"index of" "Last modified" comics zip
   
   For title specific searches, substitute the title for the word comics in your search. Examples:
   -inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:"index of" "Last modified" spider-man cbr
   and -inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:"index of" "Last modified" simpsons cbr

While some directories only have a few comix, there are others that will keep you fed for weeks. Thank us later, you've got reading to do!!

Dope Sh#t - Latest 2k by Gingham T's!!

The latest t-shirts by 2K by Gingham!! 2K has always considered the t-shirt as one of the best forms of expression and have in the past enlisted popular artists to design their shirts. This latest batch features collaborations with Genevieve Gauckler, Michael Leon and M/M. Check it......

Ah, the sacrifices Angelina Jolie makes for her man

Angelina Jolie says, "I've never hidden my bisexuality. But since I've been with Brad, there's no longer a place for that or S&M in my life." Damn......as you already know the 32-year-old hotness admits to carpet munching women in the past, including a 10-year relationship with model Jenny Shimizu, and has also confessed to experimenting with knives during sex. But I guess that's all over now......thanks Brad Pitt......asshole......

Angelina's ex-girl Jenny Shimizu:



What are you thinking about Brad!?!?!

WTF!! - Don't drink and fight bears!!

A 22-year old drunk Ukranian jumped into a bear cage to prove that he wasn't to be f#cked with, even by a bear!! WTF!! Wouldn't you have love to been a fly on the wall for that conversation starter?

"Yeah right, well I bet you couldn't beat a bear?"
"What! Of course I could fuck up a bear! It's only a bear!"
"Ha! I bet you 100 grivna you can't beat a bear!"
"Your on blyadtch!!"

So these assholes go to the local zoo where tough guy climbs over the railings into the bear cage and starts to hit one of them on the leg. To the bear's credit, he tried to be nice about the whole situation. He pushed the man away with a swipe of his paw. But when there's money on the table, you gotta go for broke. So the man hit him again and the bear pinned him to the ground and began mauling him.

Staff managed to drag the man out of the cage and calm the bears down, local daily Ukrainsky Novini reported. Doctors at a hospital in the town where he was being treated said his condition was serious.

Nice find Skribe!! Here's a nicer version of what happened:

Dope Sh#t - New Air Jordan Spiz'ike!!

Brand new preview of the Air Jordan Spiz’ike!!! Takes some of the classic buttas and combines them into a piece of Jordan/Spike hotness!!

By the way, the OREO design is one of our all-time favorite Jordan touches, and we're going nut for the customized 40 Mules and an Acre logo on the back!! Wondering if you can customize these with whatever? Sick......

Supposed to be released in December, but for now you can find limited quantities at Air Randy's!!

Simian Drugs - If Rabbits wanted to get hardcore.....

You don't know what rabbits are capable of......check it!!

Kanye West "Graduation" Cover Art by Takashi Murakami!!

Kanye West's new album "Graduation" comes out on September 11th, and his cover art was done by DOPE Japanese artist Takashi Murakami.

Murakami uses the Japanese art style called "Superflat" which comes out of manga and anime and critiques the downfalls of Japanese society.

Check more "Superflat" art here......

In case you forgot what Earth looked like.....

Photos from NASA Space Shuttle....dope......

Mars & Earth about to kiss!!

Skribe just sent this trippy bit of info to me over adium:

SKRBE:
Yo. Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August.

It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287.

MI:
Oh sh#t, word?

SKRBE:
Yeah. So do your seance or best incantation on that night.

Word.....check it......

Dope Sh#t - adidas Consortium: Oddity Confusion Pack

adidas previews two more hot buttas from the Consortium Series kicks, the Oddity Confusion Pack. The line will include the Grand Slam (Material Oddity), Forum Hi (Color Oddity) and the ZX 700 (Fade Oddity). Word is that adidas will release 2-3 sneakers a month until December 2007 as part of the Fall/Winter 2007 Consortium Series. Dope......

White Girl Remix ft. Lil' Wayne, Fabulous & Rick Ross......uh....dope!!

"I got that white girl, that Lindsay Lo-han, and all you gotta do is ask Lindsay Lo-han" - man that Lil' Weezy is sure killing us over here at The Church.....also lovin' Lo-so......peep it.....

How come these guys can't ever remeber sh#t?!?! Hate this dude!!

Watch Dick Cheney "not recall" more important sh#t!!! Damn.....

Dope Sh#t - Most Expensive Paintings in the World!!!

Ever wonder how much your paintings could really be worth? Check the Top 10 Most Expensive Paintings in the World!! Check some of our faves!! Dope......


1948 by Jackson Pollack ($140,000,000?)

Unconfirmed rumors buzzing in the art world now place this painting at the top of the list, at least temporarily. If true, the $140 million price tag would be the highest ever for a painting, besting the $135 million paid for the Gustav Klimt painting Portrait of Adele Block Bauer in June 2006.










PORTRAIT OF ADELE BLOCH-BAUER by Gustav Klimt ($135,000,000)

This record breaking sale was enabled by a court order by the Austrian government to return the painting to the Artist's rightful heir. The entire dispute lasted over a year and was necessary to return the painting that was looted by the Nazis during World War II.

Skillfully painted in 1907 by the art nouveau master Gustav Klimt, the painting was purchased by Ronald S. Lauder, the cosmetics heir, in 2006

GARCON A LA PIPE by Pablo Picasso ($104,100,000)

Created during the Rose Period, Garcon a la Pipe showcases Picasso's exceptional use of cheerful orange and pink palatte.
The oil on canvas painting, measuring 100 × 81.3 cm (slightly over 39 × 32 inches), displays a Parisian boy holding a pipe in his left hand.

The record price auction at the time on May 4, 2004 in Sotheby's was a bit of a surprise to the core art buyers, because it was painted in the style not usually associated with the pioneering Cubist artist.

MASSACRE OF THE INNOCENTS by Peter Paul Ruebens ($76,700,000)

This painting by Peter Paul Rubens, painted in 1611, is the only painting in this list which was not painted in the 19th or 20th century. It was sold to Kenneth Thomson, 2nd Baron Thomson of Fleet for $ 76,700,000 at a 2002 Sotheby's auction.

WTF!! - Christian Boot Camp Counselors Drag 15yo Girl Behind Van

Arrest warrants have been issued for two officials, Charles Eugene Flowers and Stephanie Bassitt, at Christian boot camp, Love Demonstrated Ministries, of San Antonio, who are accused of dragging a 15-year-old girl behind a van after she fell behind the group during a morning run, authorities said.

The two were accused of tying the girl to the van with a rope then dragging her, according to an arrest affidavit filed Wednesday by the Nueces County Sheriff's Department. Arrest affidavits for Flowers and Bassitt list a $100,000 bond.

Flowers, the camp's director, allegedly ordered Bassitt to run alongside the girl after she fell behind, the affidavit said. When the girl stopped running, Bassitt allegedly yelled at her and pinned her to the ground while Flowers tied the rope to her, according to the affidavit.

Get on the VIP list for new BETAs!!!

Tired of your Gmail father holding it over your head that you were not one of the pillars of the Gmail BETA?

Well, spawn your own underlings - INVITESHARE puts you on the VIP of BETA testers, where invited BETA members share their invites and generally keep you on the cutting edge of the hot new sh#t before they open up to everyone else!! Become a BETA parent here.......Dope......

Dope Sh#t - Nike 3-Way Commuter (read: PIMP) Bag!!!

For the globe-traveling sneakerhead, Nike released its 3-Way Commuter Bag, a backpack/shoulderbag/briefcase for all your travel essentials. The compression molded frames creates a safe vault to protect all your electronics, a bunch of pockets for everything else, and a dope sneaker compartment for your fresh new J's!!! Dope!!

Retailing at $269 @ foreign dope spots like Shelta.....word!!

"The Crutchmaster" featured in RJD2's new video "Work It Out" - DOPE!!

Dope producer RJD2 teams up with Bill Shannon for the video for "Work It Out." Crazy thing is, Bill, featured in the video, was born with a degenerative hip condition that forced him to live on crutches. So what does Bill do? "The CrutchMaster" creates an entirely new art form that combines Bill's invented a unique technique for dancing on crutches—the Shannon Technique—that derives from his extensive experience in their use as a mobility aid, skateboards and the urban landscapes of New York. "In my choreography, I aim to merge the Shannon Technique with freestyle street dancing, skateboarding and silent film poetics," he explains.

Also check RJD2's dope dope "The Third Hand." Check the video:

Taking the whole Nintendo thing too far.....

Who does this sh#t? And where were his friends? There's probably not a girlfriend in this scenario, but damn man....you gotta explain that at 60.....

Simian Drugs - Cat Slut.....WTF!

Jumpoff, jumpoff, the girl is a jumpoff, let her snort a mountain, a she gets jumped off.....WTF!!