Shaq Ethers Kobe in Nightclub Freestyle!! Crazy!!
Must be the summer heat got everyone beefin'!! Oh well, good entertainment, Shaq is illllllliinnnnn!! Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!
[Link: TMZ.com]
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Ice-T vs. Soulja Boi Redux - The Cartoon (video)!!
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! No coming back now Soulja, u got the OG, watch ya head young gun!! Man, that "Crank that Ice-T" breakdancin' funny as sh#t though!!
Monday, June 23, 2008
WTF? Ice-T vs. Soulja Boi?? Yeah, I'm interested.....
And Ice-T's response....
Gotta say, that Soulja Boi kid is pretty funny.....
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Church of Cool Muxtape debuts!!! Get it now!!!
In the time honored tradition of getting something for nothing, The Church is launching its "muxtape" project - hosted by dopeboy music sharing site Muxtape.com. Go to: churchofcool.muxtape.com and listen to your heart's content.
Right now, The Church muxtape features all new music from:
Nas
Lil' Wayne
Ice Cube
Ghostface Killa
N.E.R.D.
Gnarls Barkely
Jadakiss
Outkast
The Roots
and many more.......all you do is click and the tape starts. Bringing the mixtape back suckas!!
I'll try to update these with the new hot buttas that The Church is knocking every week or so......enjoy!!
Buy "Rock of Love 2" groupie on EBay!! Woohoo!!
Another sad day in the reality or Rock & Roll, Frenchy from "Rock of Love 2" is prostituting her company on EBay......how sad.... $2500 for a night? Kinda expensive, no? I mean, what would she fetch on the open market without "Rock of Love?" Just wondering out loud here.......
UPDATE: Had the link up, and when I went to check it, it was gone. Maybe Frenchy all the bids, or maybe someone bought her out already.......anyway........enjoy the limited edition pic!!
Two-face baby says "better to smile at you with......"
An infant Indian girl born with two pairs of eyes, two noses and two lips (but only one pair of ears) is being venerated as a godsend in her village. The baby's 19-year-old mom says that she has "accepted the way she is and so will the rest of the world. Why should [I regret], after all God formed her features and it is he who decided how she should be."
Vinod and Sushma Kumar said that when their daughter was born (4 weeks ago outside of Delhi), hospital staff told the family that everything was normal. "So where's the need to get medical help? She's feeds through one mouth and sucks her thumb with the other. She's just a baby."
The family, who are poor and largely illiterate, do not believe modern science can help their child and are already building a small temple to the girl in the village.
I can't even make stuff up this good......check the whole story here......
Sex and Financial Risk Mingle in the Male Mind!! No kidding......
Thank you Camelia Kuhnen, a Northwestern University finance professor, who with a Stanford University psychologist finally have helped us figure out what goes through the mind of a Donald Trump when he's thinking of whether or not to invest in that new billion dollar hi-rise project in Red Hook - yes, just like you, its sex.
The study, which appears in this issue of NueroReport, showed that when young men were shown erotic pictures, they were more likely to make a larger financial gamble than if they were shown a picture of something scary, such as a snake, or something neutral, such as a stapler.
Even better? The racy pics lit up the same part of the brain that lights up when financial risks are taken. Amazing.....check Wired here for the story....
Bob Dylan & Junot Diaz win Pulitzers!! Wow.....
Didn't see this one coming! Bob Dylan and Dominican born writer Junot Diaz were both awarded Pulitzer prizes today - Junot in Fiction, Bob an honorary winner for his "profound influence on American music and culture." Absolutely amazing, check the story on the Huffington Post here. Congrats to Bob and Junot!!
Hug it out......New Zealand style......
Ad for a New Zealand insulation company named Pink Blatts (we think?) by DDB Auckland......we love pink furry hugs......well we used too anyway......enjoy!!
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Cheers to Jean Nouvel on the Pritzker Prize!!
The most amazing architect of our time, Jean Nouvel, was awarded the Prtizker Prize, the world's most prestigious architecture award. His work is legendary, most recently his design for "The Tower" at 53rd Street in Manhattan, and his use of unconventional details such as plants and LED lights are not only progressive, but beautiful. The good folks at Gizmodo were kind enough to give us a gallery tribute here. Congrats Jean Nouvel!!!
Organic chicken race......yeah we're confused too.....
This is an ad for a seal to certify Germany’s organic farm produce. "I'm Walking" features six animated chickens in a fairly brutal high-hurdle showdown. Written and produced by Bodo von Braunmuehl and animated by Soulcage Department Studio, I'm still not sure I got it, but the take on Chicken Little animation was pretty niiiiiccceeee.......click on the video to see it on revver.com.......
"Hardest part about being me? Mustache....." - classic.....
Ahh, who says reality Judge shows don't add cultural value to the world? If not, how would "mustache" ever enter into my everyday vernacular.....good look CRey (VIP source)......
Sketchy Lil' Wayne condom Ad......
Rife with subliminal messages, or a viewer's predispositions? In any case, this ad screams for a funny caption - thoughts anyone? Holla......
Friday, March 14, 2008
ShyChild "Drop the Phone" - the new Church addiction, dope.....
Lovin these guys right now!! ShyChild is gonna be huge!! Check for them.....
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Happy St. Patty's Day!! Some Irish love from the folks at Asylum!!
The folks over at Asylum bless us with "The Sweetest Pieces of Irish Lass" - take a look, and vote early and often. 40 of the hottest Irish descended ladies out - Thanks and blessings Asylum!!
(Above in order: Rose McGowen, Samantha Mumba, Heather Graham, more at Asylum!!)
Will Ferell, Jay-z and the ROC!! Must-see TV!!
SNL - "Murder in the Make Believe Ballroom" by Robert Goulet (Will Ferrell) with Jay-Z | Funny Jokes at JibJab
Robert Goulet does a rap and roll record with Jay-Z and the ROC!! Classic material, don't sleep!! Thanks for bringing this one back JibJab.....
Since Robet Downey Jr. opened up the whole "let's push the racial stereotype" issue....
Sent in by Mita from ATX......yeah, for sure questionable, but isn't all genius? Mz. Peaches and the Fried Chicken song.....nuff said, you be the judge.....
WTF is Robert Downey Jr. up to now?? "Tropic Thunder" pics hit the net....
We're reserving judgement just because Robert Downey Jr. is one of The Church's favorite actors of all-time, but damn Rob......so that's him in the spotlight above. This is from a new Bent Stiller movie coming out called "Tropic Thunder" and Rob plays "Kirk Lazurus, a very serious Oscar winning actor cast in the most expensive Vietnam war film ever. Problem is, Lazurus's character, Sgt. Osiris, was originally written as black. So Lazurus decides to dye his skin and play Osiris, um, authentically." Man Rob, your going out on a limb with this one, hope its funny, cuz if not, they'll be hell to pay.......but what's that when you've beaten a drug addiction 12 times!! Check for more info at Rotten Tomatoes......
Classic skatebaording video (circa 1986).....sick!!
Mike Vallely gives us the vintage hot isht from 1986 (WTF!!) on "Along The Eastern Edge." What more can you say that Mike doesn't with the board....dope.....for more check our guys at Shred or Die!!
George Bush can handle that CRACK!! Classic clip!!
G-Dubs Sr. shows how to handle that weight SON!! Classic Bush rant with real CRACK in hand - a must see!!
Highschool kid pulls off FULL COURT alley-oop off the bounce - in a REAL game!! Sick!!
What can you say, other than "Prom King?" This is truly one of the sickest in-game basketball highlights I've ever seen, a MUST SEE!! Nice work kid....
Bad PR week for our soldiers.....sent by a reader....
Well at least this one could be argued to be in the tradition of "good, wholesome American fun." Here we have some of your nation's finest making Iraqi children chase their Humvee for blocks in the hopes of landing the bottle of water they are teasing them with. I must admit, the level of callous over there has me really wondering what will happen when these meatheads come home.....ah well, enjoy.....I suppose.....
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Our nation's finest?? Throwing puppies, running over cars and more fun from the military....
First off, we know this isn't every soldier's war, and I get the whole stress of war taking a toll, and I know there is a strong correlation between violence towards animals and humans, we get all that......and this still makes us sick to our stomach. C'mon, we're not better than this......and trust me, if you've seen the comments floating around the Internet, these chumps got off light from the Church. Damn.......
Bum gives Krib Style tour in Vegas....wow....
Kinda of sad and brilliant at the same time......hate these bum fight guys but the Crates concept has legs. Check for yourself......
Kimbo Slice official fan club members over here....
We got other work for my main man Kimbo when he's done this whole Elite Fighting thing.......you see the knockout?!? Sheez.....more Kimbo Slice love here......
Get your Bollywood on!! Posters on demand.....
Few things are beating Bollywood these days, and now you can have all this magic in your home, on-demand!! Get your vintage, modern or even oil-painted Bollywood on at thehotspotonline.com - and mark our words, you'll be stuck in the gallery for hours!! Here's to Bollywood!!
If only Toyota was this cool.....
Check these spoof ads for Toyota Prius, taking the whole "do-gooder" ethos to the next level.....the tagline: "Well, at least he drives a Prius." Love these, who else could pull off a mob hit, prostitution and the gardener doing your wife with such class.....
Amazing Mac in Victorian design....sick.....
Man this guy David Veloz REALLY loves his wife!! Not even sure how he got this done, but the detail is AMAZING!!
Granite base for the monitor, leather on the keyboard and sweet Victorian case for the lucky miss' MAC Mini....where can I find a man like that!! Check the full gallery at steampunkworkshop.com, the inspiration for this and many more experiments in new age Victorian design.....nice work buddy....
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