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Showing posts with label asshole of the week Winner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label asshole of the week Winner. Show all posts

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Bad PR week for our soldiers.....sent by a reader....



Well at least this one could be argued to be in the tradition of "good, wholesome American fun." Here we have some of your nation's finest making Iraqi children chase their Humvee for blocks in the hopes of landing the bottle of water they are teasing them with. I must admit, the level of callous over there has me really wondering what will happen when these meatheads come home.....ah well, enjoy.....I suppose.....

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Our nation's finest?? Throwing puppies, running over cars and more fun from the military....

First off, we know this isn't every soldier's war, and I get the whole stress of war taking a toll, and I know there is a strong correlation between violence towards animals and humans, we get all that......and this still makes us sick to our stomach. C'mon, we're not better than this......and trust me, if you've seen the comments floating around the Internet, these chumps got off light from the Church. Damn.......










Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Congratulations to The Church's first ever ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK!!

Nice work Darren Garcia, you low-life AIDS infested prostitute convict. Way to make a name for yourself buddy, your parents must be hella proud!! From the bottom of our hearts, we want to congratulate you on your landslide victory (75% of the vote)!! F#ckin asshole......

Thank you all who voted! The next poll goes up tomorrow, so stay tuned!!