This is how I keep n#ggas outta my sh#t too...

No big surprise, but after years of folks claiming they were excluded from White House events where the president was speaking, out comes the "Presidential Advance Manual," a 103-page document that lays out the parameters for handling protesters at events.

There's all kinds of brilliant sh#t in here - one section entitled "Preparing for Demonstrators," makes clear how to keep big-mouth do-gooders the f#ck out the way: "As always, work with the Secret Service and have them ask the local police department to designate a protest area where demonstrators can be placed, preferably not in view of the event site or motorcade route."

Now how do I do that for my comment box?