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Showing posts with label Darren Garcia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Darren Garcia. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Congratulations to The Church's first ever ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK!!

Nice work Darren Garcia, you low-life AIDS infested prostitute convict. Way to make a name for yourself buddy, your parents must be hella proud!! From the bottom of our hearts, we want to congratulate you on your landslide victory (75% of the vote)!! F#ckin asshole......

Thank you all who voted! The next poll goes up tomorrow, so stay tuned!!

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

And our asshole of the week goes to.....


This asshole, Darren Garcia. He doesn't win because he is a male prostitute who dresses in drag. He doesn't win because he lives in Denver and only charges $30 a blow. He doesn't even win because he was dumb enough to hop into an undercover cop's car and offer to blow him during a prostitution sting.

No, this asshole wins because he is charged with prostitution while KNOWINGLY being infected with AIDS. What a f#ckin asshole!

Even worse, try explaining to your wife of 15 years why she suddenly has HIV......