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50 Tips for Frugal Living - Bless yourself!!

Yeah, we've heard it all before, live frugal because it allows you to spend less than you earn, and then you can use the difference to pay off debt, save or invest. Because the less you spend, the less you need to earn. And that means you can work less, or work more but retire early. Or take mini retirements. You just have more options with a frugal lifestyle. So no drug and booze budget? What fun is that? Check it....

Download CLASSIC COMIC BOOKS from the Internet!!

One of the saddest days of my abbreviated childhood was when I came home and asked Momz, "Where my comic books at?" Guess what she said? That's right, she threw them out. She tried to lie and say there was a flood, which had to be bullsh#t because we lived on the 8th floor. But its all good, here's why - the Internet!!

On the Internet there is a large group of people that scan and upload classic and current comics for stunted adults like myself to find. Here's how:

1. Pull up Google search
2. Most comics on the Internet have a .cbr or .cbz extension for use with a digital comic reader like CDisplay (Windows) or FFView (MacOS). These are free downloads, so do that now. If not, you can decompress the files and read them in any image viewer. Just rename the cbr extension to rar or the cbz extension to zip and decompress with an application such as 7-Zip or WinRAR
   
3. Now look for comics:
   Google: -inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:"index of" "Last modified" comics cbr
   or -inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:"index of" "Last modified" comics cbz
   
   The extension is sometimes left alone and kept as a rar or zip file. To look for these files, use these searches:
   Google: -inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:"index of" "Last modified" comics rar
   or -inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:"index of" "Last modified" comics zip
   
   For title specific searches, substitute the title for the word comics in your search. Examples:
   -inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:"index of" "Last modified" spider-man cbr
   and -inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:"index of" "Last modified" simpsons cbr

While some directories only have a few comix, there are others that will keep you fed for weeks. Thank us later, you've got reading to do!!

Shop Bargains? Stack paper!! - Bless yourself!!

We get people asking us all the time, "How do you stay so fly with a non-profit religious organization?" We lie and say that we are funneling black market profits of bootleg DVD sales to off-shore accounts, but the real dope is, we bargain hunt like there's no tommorow.

Well, we were feeling nice today, so we wanted to share some of our treasure chests with you, the people, in an effrot to keep us all fly. A fly boy doesn't usually commit assault - it f#cks up his threads. So check the Bargain Hunter's Top 20 Websites!! Word.....

Learn how to Lucid Dream

Ever wake up from a crazy ass dream, and be like, "Wouldn't it be dope if I could be awake and dreaming at the same time?" Yeah, its called being a rapper, actor or millionaire, but if you weren't one of God's beloved children, then we found a solution for you!! Lucid Dreaming!!

Lucid dreaming is essentially being aware that you are dreaming without breaking the dream trance, which is much like good drug use or good sex.
Tried it last night, here's what we came up with:

Hec Boogie is with me and we have to catch a boat train at 1:24 or 2:24? My bag is packed and I just have to put on my coat and walk out. There are about fifteen minutes left and Boogie says, "South London is made expensive yo." Word.....

DR. OBVIOUS presents "1 Point of I.Q." #1

Greetings acolytes of The Church of Cool.

I, DR. OBVIOUS, have been summoned to provide for you intellectual stimulation through regular mental flexation and incontinence. Intelligence is not something to be scoffed at, and has been proven to increase your physical comeliness by quantifiable measures. Why, it's all that the good Dr. can do to bat away mewling predators of the opposing sex every time he walks out of doors clad in his lab coat. Excelsior!

Did you know: Isaac Newton's only recorded utterance while he was a member of Parliament was a request to open the window?

Perhaps he wanted an apple?

This week's brain teaser is a game entitled, "Gravity Pods," in honor of Sir Isaac. In Gravity Pods, one controls a turret, which shoots a yellow bullet into a purple vortex. But, as with most things in life, there are obstacles. Walls block your path, and you must use attractors and repellers to curve the bullet to its destination. Levels 1-10 are practically a tutorial. Levels 11-20 introduce attractors. Levels 21-30 introduce repellers. Levels 31-40... moving walls!? Levels 41-50... the good Dr. has not reached these levels as of yet.

Best game feature: it stores a cookie in your browser, so you can close the window and reopen it on the level you're trying to complete.

Worst game feature: pure heroin for the geometrically inclined.

Warning: level 25 will add the 1 point of I.Q., but it will do so at the cost of 1 point from your soul.



Happy gravitating!

Dr. Obvious

Ever wanted to learn about BONDAGE? Let us help you, help yourself.....

The good folks at Off The Hook TV and the Suicide Girls give us this brief tutorial.....word.....

Get him to kiss you.....hmmm......

Don't know if you know this, woman run this b#tch. So we hate when a lame ass dude can't pick up on the fact that she's staring at you, laughing at your lame ass jokes, and eye-f#cking you to death because, hint hint, she wants you to kiss her fool!! She doesn't actually say it because she doesn't want you to tell all your masturbating friends that she's a slut.

Here's some other ways to keep it subtle ladies....

Got the girl, but no money? No problem...

We know how it is here at The Church.....its summer time, you found that girl you want to spend the rest of your life with (or at least the rest of the afternoon), but your short on ends. Well, we got you......great list of 20 smooth dates for under $20.......so play it off like you got class instead of being the broke-ass that you are!!

International Sex Survey 2007

Yeah, you thought you were the man cuz after 7 shots and 12 cosmos, she can't keep her hands off you, but guess again lame - according to a Men's Health International Sex Survey of 40,000 readers, foreign men have sex up to 70 more times a year than you do. So much for her saying ouch before you whip it out, huh?

But we got you covered - we found the tips from around the globe to help you really turn your weekend into a pimpas paradise.....check it......

Bless yourself (& friends) - ITunes export buttas....

Ever been sitting around, 4 a.m. in the morning, your face numb and you and your friends are starting to get bored, when you had the great idea of giving someone your entire library of music because you swear that they don't know sh#t about good grooves?

Us too, so we found a way to emancipate your ITunes from Apple's death grip - check it......

Bless Yourself - How to Crowd Surf!!

First off, WTF! on this pic, nice find staff!

Just in time for the hot summer concerts, great How to on Crowd Surfing!! Word....PARTY LIKE A MUTHAF#CKIN ROCKSTAR!!

Send in your crowd surfing stories for a prize (churchofcool@gmail.com)!!

Bless yourself - 4 reasons to Meditate and how to get started

If our last post wasn't reason enough to quiet the mind, here are 4 other great reasons to meditate, and better yet, some easy ways to get started. I need something, because there is not enough rum on the continent to get the taste of Darren Garcia out of my mouth.....

How to spot the bootleg DVD that won't work

If you live in any major city in the United States, you know the chinos run the bootleg DVD business. And I'm happy for it, because I've saved more money this summer than I care to tell you about watching the big blockbusters in the comfort of our back room.

But sometimes you get burnt, like I did on f#cking Ocean's 13 - so here you go, how to spot the bootleg bootleg....

De-clutter your space snitch!

Here at The Church, we have a desk we call "F#ck that," because when it comes time for chores or to entertain, Skrybe and me just look at each other, and then at that desk and say, "F#ck that!"

Well no more. Here are 10 easy ways to clear the clutter from your zone, and in our case, the desk. Now we have a more pleasing place to download porn. Thanks Leo Babauta @ Dumb Little Man.

Atomic MakeoverAtomic Makeover

Ever wonder how long it takes your body to replace all its atoms? I know this is something we ponder everyday. LOL. Seriously tho, what does this mean for all those botoxers and nip and tuck fiends?

What if she f#cks up?

What to do when your woman cheats…..outside of hunting her and her new lover down, waiting in a parked car outside of their motel room, spinning the revolver on your .357, crying……or just storm in and bushido blade his ass.....

10 ways to improve life RIGHT NOW!!

I think I do all 10 of these things, but if you can stop, sh#t can go a lot smoother. Some of the"habits" (I call them survival instincts) that this cat says you should break:

Stop jumping to conclusions.

Don't invent rules.

Don't take things so personally.

Don't hang on to the past. Let go and move on.

Easier said than done, but check it anyway.....

Headz up - Marijuana laws by state

For all the headz - check the next place you hitch too. Make sure its friendly territory.