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Just going on the trailer and what's out in the press, I might have to make this a must-see. Heidi flirts with making some serious points on feminist issues, admits she's "in love with that white trash drug crystal methane," argues with the "Brothel Association of Crystal" and plays with big ass parrots, all the while trying to open her male stud farm. Amazing.....I mean, how bad could this get

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Your "Happy Monday Image".....have a great week!!

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Danica vs. Milka, can't wait for round 2. And we thought we could never get into racing!!

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Trippy electro-synth-funk group MGMT out of Brooklyn.......not even sure why, but The Church likes very very much......Check the hi-res version (worth it!!) @ http://court13.com/electricfeel.mov MGMT- Electric Feel

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Another great marketing ploy for Dark Knight!! Easy, take a pic, then add Joker elements. Works for iPhone and iPod touch (saved pic), but no deleting of Joker elements, so get it right the first time or start over. Small price to pay, the Church likes very, very much.......Get it here: iTunes Store Source: Gizmodo

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In the wake of Viacom's $1 BILLION copyright infringement lawsuit settlement, YouTube has been ordered to turn over 12 TERABYTES of database information of every video ever watched on the site, complete with user IDs and IP addresses.   In the wake of massive protest and fear, Google/YouTube reached an agreement to "mask" the user data, hoping to alleviate some concerns over this Big Brother type

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Nike 1World teams up with ?uestlove of the Roots for signature Air Force 1's called "?uestos."  Release coming in August 2008. Source:  kixandthecity

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One of the rawest photographers of our time, Terry Richardson, is featured in the latest issue of Vice Magazine. If you into shock and awe, then this is for you! (Alot of these are NSFW, so read at your own risk!)More @:terryrichardson.comviceland.com

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Everything custom, everything dope.....Coolrain does it again with these exclusive toys for a Nike campaign that ran in Korea.  50 in all, each in different outfits and handmade sneakers.  Two are available for pre-order for an easy $700 USD each.  Contact theakira@naver.com for details. 

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BMW, a brand that always finds a way to stay relevant by reinventing the dramatic, is launching their new 7 series in Europe with a nearly 40-foot tall hourglass filled with 180,000(!!) silver balls, which as the countdown went, revealed the new 7.  Wow!!  The installation was a main feature of Never Stand Still, a promotion and web tie-in for the 7 launch. 

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Music by N.E.R.D., Kanye West and a hilarious twist?  A must see (and completely unexpected) campaign from Absolut called "Absolut World."  Check it:

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Yes, they have been around 15 years, and if you just jumped on the wagon with Pharell and Lil' Wayne, you been missing out!  So catch up on the 15 you missed with this dope picture book chronicling the history and evolution of one of Japan's most exclusive and  loved/hated designers ever!!   368 pages of dopeness, out in November. 

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ATHENS (Reuters) - Nine British women were facing prostitution charges after being arrested at the weekend for taking part in an oral sex competition in the Greek holiday island of Zakynthos, police said on Monday. Six British and six Greek men, including two bar owners, were also charged in the incident, which took place at Laganas beach in the south of the Ionian island, which lies off the

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Well about time, can't wait to see what they have!! Kotaku is reporting that Sony has partnerships with Warner, Fox, Lion's Gate, Disney, MGM and "others," which means the offerings should be substantial. Sony spokepeople also said TV and movie categories would be separate, with price points to vary based on purchase, HD and regular rental. You will also be able to transfer movies to your PSP

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Great to see Nas back onstage!! Should be a hot summer!!

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Thank you......NELLY??!?......for bringing back the New York classic isht.  One of the first truly hip-hop brands, b-boys, nefs, and dealers all rocked Troop at one point or another, made popular by none other than Ladies Love Cool J.   But when a rumor got on the hood wire that TROOP stood for "To Rule Over Oppressed People," and was owned by the KKK, TROOP (whose volume was 95% African American

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Art house Upper Playground launches with a bang!  Brazilian artist Herbert Baglione kicks off UP's Original adidas Originals artist campaign which drops at 6pm EST, July 17th at Upper Playground.   Get it while its hot....

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Must be the summer heat got everyone beefin'!! Oh well, good entertainment, Shaq is illllllliinnnnn!! Ahahahahahahahahaha!!![Link: TMZ.com]

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Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! No coming back now Soulja, u got the OG, watch ya head young gun!! Man, that "Crank that Ice-T" breakdancin' funny as sh#t though!!

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Yeah, me too......[Link: http://imvotingrepublican.com/]

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And Ice-T's response....Gotta say, that Soulja Boi kid is pretty funny.....

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Word......[Link: Perez Hilton]

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In the time honored tradition of getting something for nothing, The Church is launching its "muxtape" project - hosted by dopeboy music sharing site Muxtape.com. Go to: churchofcool.muxtape.com and listen to your heart's content. Right now, The Church muxtape features all new music from: NasLil' WayneIce CubeGhostface KillaN.E.R.D. Gnarls BarkelyJadakissOutkastThe Rootsand many more.......all

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Another sad day in the reality or Rock & Roll, Frenchy from "Rock of Love 2" is prostituting her company on EBay......how sad.... $2500 for a night? Kinda expensive, no? I mean, what would she fetch on the open market without "Rock of Love?" Just wondering out loud here.......UPDATE: Had the link up, and when I went to check it, it was gone. Maybe Frenchy all the bids, or maybe someone

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An infant Indian girl born with two pairs of eyes, two noses and two lips (but only one pair of ears) is being venerated as a godsend in her village. The baby's 19-year-old mom says that she has "accepted the way she is and so will the rest of the world. Why should [I regret], after all God formed her features and it is he who decided how she should be."Vinod and Sushma Kumar said that when

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Thank you Camelia Kuhnen, a Northwestern University finance professor, who with a Stanford University psychologist finally have helped us figure out what goes through the mind of a Donald Trump when he's thinking of whether or not to invest in that new billion dollar hi-rise project in Red Hook - yes, just like you, its sex. The study, which appears in this issue of NueroReport, showed that when

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Didn't see this one coming! Bob Dylan and Dominican born writer Junot Diaz were both awarded Pulitzer prizes today - Junot in Fiction, Bob an honorary winner for his "profound influence on American music and culture." Absolutely amazing, check the story on the Huffington Post here. Congrats to Bob and Junot!!

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Ad for a New Zealand insulation company named Pink Blatts (we think?) by DDB Auckland......we love pink furry hugs......well we used too anyway......enjoy!!

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The most amazing architect of our time, Jean Nouvel, was awarded the Prtizker Prize, the world's most prestigious architecture award. His work is legendary, most recently his design for "The Tower" at 53rd Street in Manhattan, and his use of unconventional details such as plants and LED lights are not only progressive, but beautiful. The good folks at Gizmodo were kind enough to give us a

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This is an ad for a seal to certify Germany’s organic farm produce. "I'm Walking" features six animated chickens in a fairly brutal high-hurdle showdown. Written and produced by Bodo von Braunmuehl and animated by Soulcage Department Studio, I'm still not sure I got it, but the take on Chicken Little animation was pretty niiiiiccceeee.......click on the video to see it on revver.com.......

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Ahh, who says reality Judge shows don't add cultural value to the world? If not, how would "mustache" ever enter into my everyday vernacular.....good look CRey (VIP source)......

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Rife with subliminal messages, or a viewer's predispositions? In any case, this ad screams for a funny caption - thoughts anyone? Holla......

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Lovin these guys right now!! ShyChild is gonna be huge!! Check for them.....

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Question is, would you hit this guy?

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Poor guy......

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The folks over at Asylum bless us with "The Sweetest Pieces of Irish Lass" - take a look, and vote early and often. 40 of the hottest Irish descended ladies out - Thanks and blessings Asylum!!(Above in order: Rose McGowen, Samantha Mumba, Heather Graham, more at Asylum!!)

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SNL - "Murder in the Make Believe Ballroom" by Robert Goulet (Will Ferrell) with Jay-Z | Funny Jokes at JibJabRobert Goulet does a rap and roll record with Jay-Z and the ROC!! Classic material, don't sleep!! Thanks for bringing this one back JibJab.....

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Sent in by Mita from ATX......yeah, for sure questionable, but isn't all genius? Mz. Peaches and the Fried Chicken song.....nuff said, you be the judge.....

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We're reserving judgement just because Robert Downey Jr. is one of The Church's favorite actors of all-time, but damn Rob......so that's him in the spotlight above. This is from a new Bent Stiller movie coming out called "Tropic Thunder" and Rob plays "Kirk Lazurus, a very serious Oscar winning actor cast in the most expensive Vietnam war film ever. Problem is, Lazurus's character, Sgt. Osiris,

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MIKE VALLELY - "Along The Eastern Edge" (1986) on ShredOrDie.comMike Vallely gives us the vintage hot isht from 1986 (WTF!!) on "Along The Eastern Edge." What more can you say that Mike doesn't with the board....dope.....for more check our guys at Shred or Die!!

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G-Dubs Sr. shows how to handle that weight SON!! Classic Bush rant with real CRACK in hand - a must see!!

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What can you say, other than "Prom King?" This is truly one of the sickest in-game basketball highlights I've ever seen, a MUST SEE!! Nice work kid....

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Well at least this one could be argued to be in the tradition of "good, wholesome American fun." Here we have some of your nation's finest making Iraqi children chase their Humvee for blocks in the hopes of landing the bottle of water they are teasing them with. I must admit, the level of callous over there has me really wondering what will happen when these meatheads come home.....ah well,

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First off, we know this isn't every soldier's war, and I get the whole stress of war taking a toll, and I know there is a strong correlation between violence towards animals and humans, we get all that......and this still makes us sick to our stomach. C'mon, we're not better than this......and trust me, if you've seen the comments floating around the Internet, these chumps got off light from

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Kinda of sad and brilliant at the same time......hate these bum fight guys but the Crates concept has legs. Check for yourself......

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We got other work for my main man Kimbo when he's done this whole Elite Fighting thing.......you see the knockout?!? Sheez.....more Kimbo Slice love here......

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Few things are beating Bollywood these days, and now you can have all this magic in your home, on-demand!! Get your vintage, modern or even oil-painted Bollywood on at thehotspotonline.com - and mark our words, you'll be stuck in the gallery for hours!! Here's to Bollywood!!

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Check these spoof ads for Toyota Prius, taking the whole "do-gooder" ethos to the next level.....the tagline: "Well, at least he drives a Prius." Love these, who else could pull off a mob hit, prostitution and the gardener doing your wife with such class.....

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Man this guy David Veloz REALLY loves his wife!! Not even sure how he got this done, but the detail is AMAZING!! Granite base for the monitor, leather on the keyboard and sweet Victorian case for the lucky miss' MAC Mini....where can I find a man like that!! Check the full gallery at steampunkworkshop.com, the inspiration for this and many more experiments in new age Victorian design.....nice

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Slow week, but this Walker lady is pretty impressive.....

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From the dope boyz & girlz at DDB Paris, the Church is loving "The Ideal Man" so much our t-shirt hurts!! Amazing......

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The song is "Aviva Pastoral" by Nathan Larson, video by lernert. Sick, sick sh#t homeboy.....get your mind right......

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From Stefan Nadelman and the dope boyz at Boing Boing TV!! Lovin it!!

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Better res version here......awesome.....

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With over 1 billion people unable to access safe drinking water across the globe, a person has to wonder, what's next? Well, new product Lifestraw has an answer. Invented by Mikkel Vestergaard Fradsen, Lifestraw is a portable water purification tool that can be worn around the neck. It can filter up to 700 liters of water, effectively removing most of the micro organisms responsible for

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File this look under so bad, its almost good......loving it!!

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Didn't see this one coming a mile away......add to the laundry list of indictable charges this admin keeps racking up (which is genius in some perverse way), President Bush strongly urged the House (by furling his forehead and banging his fist on a podium) to pass a bill that would RETROACTIVELY protect and telecom firms complicit in aiding government eavesdropping.Sounds like more new fun coming

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Would have thought this was a joke if it wasn't in such a reputable paper (WSJ), but apparently chief exec of Victoria Secret's Sharen Turney believes the brand has gotten "too sexy." She went on to add, "We gotten so much off our heritage. We use the word 'sexy' a lot and have gotten off 'ultra-feminine.'" So does this mean we can expect long frocks and grandma coats to make a comeback? I'm

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That won't be rife with porn, hackers, cybercriminals and social networking opportunities!! Former FBI Agent and Chief Information Security Officer for Janney Montgomery Scott, Patrick J. Dempsey, writes "The unfortunate and ugly truth is that the Web is providing a brand new 'world' where international cyber criminals can thrive, and the world's numerous criminal justice systems just aren't

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Nothing does it for us more than the idea of a bunch of Desperate housewives replacing Tupperware and lingerie parties for TASER PARTIES!!  Forget Avon and Viki Secret's, we're talking top of the line personal security equipment, with a feminine touch.  While sipping pink lemonade, the lovely ladies peruse the stock of custom tasers that cater to a softer side of style, including reds, pinks and

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I guess I could say something witty and ironic about this new product, but what's the point.  Just watch the videos.....Yeah, and its real!!   Who said Valentine's Day comes once a year??   Check it here......

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Citizen recently released the Astrodea collection, a celestial watch face which has a 35 degree view of space from the Northern Hemisphere.  The watch rotates in real time and features 1,109 stars and 1169 cluster galaxies!!  It also includes other measurements like equinox indications, constellation markers, locations of the sun, solar position, sunrise and sunset time times and the daily

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Gummy Bears + Molten Potassium Chlorate = 20 seconds of pure bliss......

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Two BIG PS3 notes this week:  Darren Waters of BBC News nearly makes the Church collectively soil themselves with his blog post on Sony's GDC dog-and-pony act which included the following:   So what else was I shown? Well, I was shown a trailer for a game not due out till 2009 but was sworn to absolute secrecy. Apparently, Sony just wanted to give a glimpse of what the console will be capable of.

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Since we are primarily a non-profit entity, we had to really scale down our Oscar coverage this year, so we choose with care.  Here's Church of Cool correspondent Courtney Love blogging about her experience: swank looked great, i bet that was Versace, she looke dgirly for the fiorst time in forever- im sad for PTA i love teh Coens but PTA well tehy shouldve let him release all 6 hours of There

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This pure genius was created by Sevcan Yardim, a recent graduate of the Middle East Technical University in Ankara.  She developed the "Bamboo Light" in conjunction with companies Arlight and Artful as a sustainable lighting concept.  Yardim stressed the importance of resource efficiency and powers this low-impact material with LED lighting for low energy use.  Amazing.....

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Ok, one thing you knew, the other maybe not:   David Bowie is sketchy with the birds.  Scarlett Johansson is doing a cover album of Tom Waits songs (WTF??).   Here's Bowie on his involvement with the album, and his feelings on Scarlett Jo's "singing" - "These songs are great, really good Tom Waits stuff, and Scarlett's performances are mystical and twice cool.  She creates a mood that could have

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Ok craziness here.  Nokia is unveiling a new nanotech concept phone during the MoMA's "Design and the Elastic Mind" exhibition called "The Morph."  Created by Nokia and the University of Cambridge, the phone is made of flexible materials that let you bend and stretch this baby to your heart's content.  It also has a self-cleaning surface which eliminates all the nasty crud and fingerprints you'll

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  In our latest WTF segment, Jay-Z, Bruce Ratner (billionaires behind the Nets move to Brooklyn) and Barclay's (who owns the naming rights to the new arena they are building in the Atlantic Shipyards) are being sued for $5 BILLION by Brooklyn activist Clive Campbell (not to be confused with the D.J. Kool Herc, although I'm sure he could use the scratch).   Campbell has filed a "claim of lien" in

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We do sincerely appreciate celebrity beef, especially when they take shots in the public sphere, but this whole Jimmy Kimmel, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck lovefest is going to new proportions, love it or hate it.....check it.

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From the kids over at Kotaku, Wii is offering an update that improves performance of your favorite play box.  The official Nintendo site says, "this update does not affect any prominently-used features or menus; however it does provide some behind the scenes updates that will improve system performance."   How about a DVD player update snitches?  

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Some genius with way too much time on their hands figured out how to use the most annoying widget on the planet (Twitter - don't worry we love you!) for things other than letting us know what sandwich your eating or how badly your latest toilet adventure is going.  Now website "botanicalls" has rigged Twitter to remind you to water your plants!!  Hoo-ray!!  With that, a closet, plant lights, a

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Ah, those New Zealanders!! The latest to carry the torch of their storied tradition - 22 year-old Kent Hodgson, who has invented a portable gadget, that resembles a pocket rocket (double utility?), that can cool down any beer in the matter of seconds. Yeah, seconds.The man himself, Kent H., said about the invention (The Huski),"I thought how cool it would be if we could replicate putting beers

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Far be it from The Church being sensationalist or subscribing to conspiracy theory, but this was so freaking eerie that we had to pass it along, check an excerpt:"In January when the Army Corps of Engineers awarded Halliburton subsidiary Kellogg Brown & Root a $385 million contract to construct detention centers somewhere in the United States, to deal with "an emergency influx of immigrants into

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We (meaning The Superficial, holla) do it all for you.....tons of pics from Victoria Secret's recent Fashion Show. Merry Christmas.....

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And a big what up to the Wolfgramm family, aka The Jets, who before fading into obscurity blessed us with 80's ass-shakers like "Crush on You" (above) and "You Better Dance." Man, they don't make 'em like they used to......

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The good folks over at WebUrbanist give us a progressive look at homeless shelters of the future - convertible, inflatable and portable. Now, if we only gave a sh#t (or had a conscious, moral compass, whatever.....). Check it......

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Some Mamie Van Doren fo' dat azz......yeah we threw up in our mouth, just a little......

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Funkiest isht this year (and last really), take a hold of the soul my brothers and sisters, The Church presents our newest affliction - SHARON JONES & THE DAP KINGS!!!

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The Church has forsaken you for far too long this week, so we are here to bless you with a jewel from the vault - check James Brown giving out dance lessons!!! The dopest sh#t you've ever seen in your life!! Now go and do the mashpotato!!! Holla......

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Damon Armagost, of Smryna, pleaded guilty Friday to printing $1,400 in counterfeit bills from the image of $100 bill he downloaded on his computer to pay strippers at a club in Nashville, The (Nashville) Tennessean reported.Armagost spent $600 in counterfeit money in April on strippers who became suspicious and called police, who recognized the counterfeit bills as all having the same number as

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An HIV-positive woman named Margaret Marabe in Papua New Guinea claims that she has witnessed people with HIV/AIDS buried by relatives who were frightened and could not care for them any longer!! WTF!! The alcoholics and drug addicts are next, followed by the general black sheeps of the family. Loud infants too......f#ckin backwards ass low-lives......

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Astonomers voted, and here it is, the Top Ten Most Amazing Pictures Taken by the Hubble Space Telescope in the Last 16 Years!! All of them are trippy, and some just conjure up other thoughts, but overall dopeness from a telescope I've been hearing about for years. Or are these just computer generated photos to once again convince me that "space" really exists......hmmmm.......

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Yeah, we've heard it all before, live frugal because it allows you to spend less than you earn, and then you can use the difference to pay off debt, save or invest. Because the less you spend, the less you need to earn. And that means you can work less, or work more but retire early. Or take mini retirements. You just have more options with a frugal lifestyle. So no drug and booze budget?

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Asharq al-Awsat interviews three would-be “foreign fighters” under arrest in Riyadh who made big plans to join the insurgency. One of the young men says it was the music that made him do it: "However, his admiration of the voice and words of an Islamic Jihadi singer and his call to participate in the insurgency pushed him to do what he did. Al-Quayri told Asharq al-Awsat that he distributed

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Archiblad Ingall Stretton in London built an advergame for the O2 mobile provider that puts you in a staring contest with three rugby players. The best part is that the game is able to tell when you blink or look away: "We capture the output of the webcam using BitmapData, using the current and previous frames of data we apply a Difference filter to the two images and then we analyse, pixel by

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On my birthday no less!! A fossilized penis bone from an extinct walrus got auctioned off for $8,000, far below the expected price. The 4½-foot-long "item," covered with weathered skin and dry muscle tissue, was sold to the company that runs the Ripley's Believe It or Not museums, said Josh Chait, director of operations for the I.M. Chait Gallery, his family's auction house. "Their corporate

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Needless to say, ours is in the mail, but could you imagine if this became as common as Nikes? I bet you we wouldn't be so mad all the time, all this war and sh#t......anyway, I bet you we wouldn't be so mad all the time, all this war and sh#t......anyway, "Pillowig" is a handmade wearable pillow comforting people's daily lives, enabling users to sleep comfortably whenever and whenever they’d

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Ah the war mongering continues......I wouldn't even be that mad if it was well considered, but British scholar, arms expert and Director of the Center for International Studies and Diplomacy, Dr. Dan Plesch says, "We wrote the report partly as we were surprised that this sort of quite elementary analysis had not been produced by the many well resourced Institutes in the United States." Uh, can

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I am not a big fan of caps but -PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOUR GOING TO FALL FOR THIS SH#T AGAIN!! CHECK THE COMPARISON OF THE RUN-UP TO WAR WITH IRAQ AND WHAT'S GOING ON WITH FOX NEWS THESE DAYS IN COVERING IRAN (below)!!! SOMEBODY PLEASE DO SOMETHING!!!I would but I've got Wii to play.......f#ck.......

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Because I could never come up with something this f#cking good!!! Check it......

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The industrial and household solvent based party drug GHB has sure been kicking the gay community's ass this summer!! There have been a record number of deaths by overdose at the circuit parties like the annual Pines Party and Fire Island in New York, so much so that there was even a bulletin put out by the Board of Directors at Pines Care Centers:We regret to inform the Fire Island Pines

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Well word is that they are updating it for a new run on NBC!!! If they bring Nitro back I'm gonna sh#t!! Check some of the old school buttas.......AMERICAN GLADIATOR INTROFEMALE POWERBALL!!

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